Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Terrorizing Children Into Good Behaviour

Excerpt from "Baby Boo-Boo" by Sparkling Red at No More Casual Nonchalance:

As several hundred primary school children looked on in fascinated horror, the police would sit Baby Boo-Boo on an orange traffic cone. Then one of the cops would get into the squad car, rev the engine, and deliberately run her over.

She had a cavity inside her hollow body which they would pre-fill with cherry Kool-Aid, so after the car cleared the scene, she'd be left lying on the asphalt, limbs splayed, in a puddle of red liquid.

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